The family is composed of many individuals and great diversity of behaviors and cultural backgrounds, the time to see each ago in all its tragicomic circumstances. It is impossible then, referring to the depth of a family anecdotes (which are about 600 people) so we tend to write with conscientiousness, a dozen short stories of various Massieu ... all are true and relate to events that happened in life people.
1 .- Aircraft and emeralds ... what do you think?
The relative was chief mechanic of the "Presidential Aircraft." No era raro que saliera de vuelo sin aviso previo y en aquel domingo, el piloto lo invitó a salir a “probar” una avioneta nueva, de cola en V (Beechcraft-Bonanza). Salieron a rodear la Cuenca de Anahuac por él aire; ya regresando al aeropuerto, el motor del avión falló… Cayó en un barrio, muriendo dos de los tres pasajeros, capitán y pariente. La duda surgió pronto: si era nuevo el avión, ¿porqué se descompuso la bomba de gasolina? Pasó el tiempo, y se supo que el capitán-piloto, años atrás y antes del vuelo fatal, viajaba a Colombia a recoger “caramelos verdes” y que estos se ofertaban… ¡DESDE LA OFICINA PRESIDENCIAL!
"Thanks to Google Images, is an example of the model of plane it is written the story-
2 .- Honeymoon very thorny.
Guild All male relatives gathered for the "bachelor" which married the next day, all was joy, laughter and jokes. In the climax of the celebration was taken at almost spouse and "set him on one of the huge biznagas of the driveway. It was thus that the mourner-and groom- spent the "wedding night" reading the huge thorns ... "SOUTH POLE" FROM YOUNG HUSBAND!
"Thanks to Google Images for providing an image of the giant barrel cactus, like the one used in the above-mentioned text
3 .- And with motor" off "!
A few years ago and Insurgentes avenues crossing the river was too dangerous Churubusco, Churubusco Street was a real river, had its slope, board and plenty of water during the rainy season. This was next to "Pool Aragón" of famous folk memory. At that intersection last night and the "high alcohol" from a relative in its fastest car did not see the fall of the river and dropped everything and car water ... but this was not the worst, the worst was that "accelerated" and at the bottom of the river, to go with forced gas pedal ... AND ENGINE OFF. 4 .-
Another romantic honeymoon.
Paradise Acapulco was reachable from the DF after 12 hours by car, there were no hotels and the "Honeymooners" slept in "Guest Houses" port. While still in full "wedding night, the husband was caught in the corner of the restaurant, the" clinch a body stuck "with a beautiful girl who was not his wife. Whining and the wife's phone call to his father, the father heard and the bride said, "Look my dear, you always chose for hours, so you stay with him ...." Above all the din unleashed, the explanation of the recently married his wife, my cousin, also achieved a level that made history ... "is that I was saying goodbye ..."
Center Acapulco in the 1940's
5 .- Docilitywife's marriage ....
The husband, an engineer and mathematician, was a person of sharp and sudden ways. It was a government official and professor at the academy. Married with several children, was still agile, had to obey quickly ... A good and gentle woman "trained" in the water pool of the courtyard and the pool filled with stopwatch in hand left, took the neck to the wife and, as in the water, subjected her to "immersion forced against the clock" ... The problem was that each session ... the engineer EXTENDED THE COUNT! head of the missus in the water ...
6 .- Love downtime.
years went by, many. With brothers and sisters married, the eldest was a spinster. Instead, throughout his life, did not lack friends, best friends since that quince, in the nineteenth century, was the eldest daughter of a major Mexican political. Over time, the friend's father was widowed and was also "in his garden watching the grass grow." However, by the strange ways of love, and now both of white hair and without Koleston 40 - were reunited and ... IS MARRIED! Then clarified that Mr. politician, liked the cousin from that party of fifteen of his daughter years ago.
